Brain Massage

What is this feeling I've got in my head

It's filled up with poison, it's all in the red

What is there left when I'd rather be dead

and I don't know what to do.

Here's the answer - a science that's blessed

It puts the E-S-T into best

It takes off the pressure - I don't wanna be pressed

and then you're just like new.

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It's the brain massage (it feels so good)

It's the brain massage (there's muzak playing)

It's the bra - a - ain massage (pardon me, what was I saying? oh yeah - )

There's plenty of methods, there's lots of techniques

It won't take a minute - well maybe three weeks

It tightens your lug nuts and patches your leaks

and then you're just like new.

(chorus)

There's equal opportunity, there's equal opportunity

So help yourself to some self help and that's the way to start

There's equal opportunity, there's equal opportunity

It's the home repair manual for the Volkswagen of your heart.

There'll be no passion, no anger or guilt

Love cannot blossom, so how can it wilt?

Step right this way and get your psyche rebuilt

with a primal scream or two.