Lunch Hall Food Brawl

Here at lunch hour at Municipal High

We'll see something over the edge

This school is about to see more things crash

Then when you first failed Drivers Ed

Everybody that's inside will be caught in the fight

First somebody screams

Then food begins to fly

Milk cartons raised forward toward the sky

The room quickly erupts

It cannot be controlled

The brawl suddenly begins to explode

Soldiers from all grades choose sides

Combat has begun. Who will survive?

Teachers run in fear fleeing the hall

No one can escape the food brawl

Refreshments become ammunition

The tables is your only cover

There's shit all on your favorite shirt

Now somebody's gonna suffer

First somebody screams

Then food begins to fly

Milk cartons raised forward toward the sky

Soldiers from all grades choose sides

Combat has begun. Who will survive?

Teachers run in fear fleeing the hall

No one can escape the food brawl

It rains condiments and the floor runs slick

With Wednesdays special lunch dish

The jocks are cornered and the principal is a goner

As the faculty looks on in horror

Those who oppose will fall

The lunch hall food brawl!