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I'm Five

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I'm Five

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I'm five

I'm five

I'm a big frog now I'm five

I can dress myself

I don't need Mum to help me anymore

And when I sit in my father's chair

My feet can reach the floor. Almost

I'm five

I'm five

I'm a big frog now I'm five

My mother doesn't spank me just for going without a hat

She knows darn well I'd run away

'Cause I'm too old for that

What does she think I'm three? Huh?

Not me

What does she think I'm four?

I'm more than four

I'm even more than four and a half

I'm five

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