Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Muppets
Canonical path: /muppets/muppets-tonight
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Muppets Tonight
Read Muppets Tonight lyrics by Muppets on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Muppets Tonight
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If you're a human being, take a break from the race
Take a load off your feet, wipe the load [or "nose"?] off your face
Got a lot to do and we do it for you
Everybody take your place
Muppets tonight!
You're gonna see something better
Tonight's the night!
You're gonna live with the memories
[or: "You're gonna hear things you've never heard"?]
We got a show for you
Guaranteed brand new
Here come the muppets tonight!
(whistling)
We got a show for you
Guaranteed brand-new
Here come the muppets
Here come the muppets
Here come the muppets tonight!
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