Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Muppets
Canonical path: /muppets/the-j-song
Related lyric paths: 6
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The J song
Read The J song lyrics by Muppets on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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The J song
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There are folks who make fun of the way my family's run
It's a joyful, joltin', jumpin' jamboree
So if you'd like a job, come join our jolly mob
And we'll show you how much fun a "j" can be
My nephew's into judo (Ugh!)
My father likes to jog (Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)
My cousin washes jelly jars
My uncle jumps a log
Great nephew flies a jet plane
My granddad drives a jeep
My auntie runs a jackal farm
My grannie juggles sheep
My niece plays in a jazz band
My auntie judges boars
My nephew likes to jitterbug
My grandpa jimmies doors
My uncle raises johnquills
Great granddad plays the jacks
My wife became a journeyman
And me? ....I just stay out of their way.
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Who performs "The J song"?
Muppets performs "The J song", and this lyric page sits inside the Muppets catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "The J song"?
Yes. The related section below points to Rainbow Connection and A Vida É Uma Canção (Life's a Happy Song) with a short reason for opening each page next.
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