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Artist: Muppets
Canonical path: /muppets/the-lime-in-the-coconut
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The Lime In The Coconut
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The Lime In The Coconut
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Nurse: Rocky bought a coconut
He bought it for a dime
His nephew had another one
He paid it for a lime.
Kermit: True
Nurse: He put the lime in the coconut
He drank them both up
He put the lime in the coconut
Drank them both up
Nurse&Kermit: He put the lime in the coconut
Drank them both up
He put the lime in the coconut
Nurse: He called the doctor
Woke him up, and said
Kermit: Doctor
Ain't there nothing I can take, I say
Nurse&Kermit: Doctor
Kermit: To relieve this flipper ache, I said
Nurse&Kermit: Doctor
Kermit: Ain't there nothing I can take, I say
Nurse&Kermit: Doctor
Kermit: To relieve this flipper ache
Doctor: Now let me get this straight
You put the lime in the coconut
You drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut
You drank them both up
Nurse: He put the lime in the coconut
He drank them both up
Doctor: You put the lime in the coconut
You called your doctor
Woke him up, and said
Kermit&Doctor: Doctor
Ain't there nothing I can take, I said
Doctor
To relieve this flipper ache, I said
Doctor
Ain't there nothing I can take, I said
Doctor
To relieve this flipper ache
Nurse & All: You put the lime in the coconut
Drank them both together
Put the lime in the coconut
Then you feel better
Put the lime in the coconut
You drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut
And call me in the morning
(Kermit: Hey whats going on ? )
Nurse & All: Rocky bought a coconut
He bought it for a dime
His nephew had another one
He paid it for a lime
He put the lime in the coconut
He drank them both up
He put the lime in the coconut
He called the doctor
Woke him up, and said
Doctor
Ain't there nothing I can take, I said
Doctor
Ain't there nothing I can take, I said
Doctor
Ain't there nothing I can take, I said
Doctor
Ain't there nothing I can take
All: You put the lime in the coconut
You drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut
You drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut
You drank them both together
Put the lime in the coconut
Then you feel better
Put the lime in the coconut
Drank them both down
Put the lime in the cocnut
Call me in the morning
If you call me in the morning
I'll tell you what to do
Cause if you call me in the morning
I'll tell you what to do
Cause if you call me in the morning
Doctor If you call me in the morning
I'll tell you what to do
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