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Artist: Murphys Law
Canonical path: /murphys-law/crucial-bar
Related lyric paths: 6
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Crucial Bar
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Crucial Bar
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Toss some burgers on the grill
Stuff your face and have your fill
Big old grill made of chrome
I hope my parents don't come home
Lots of herb and a keg of brew
We're gonna have a crucial bar-b-q
Tasty hot dogs on a bun
Ribs and burgers by the ton
Hare Krishna stay away
Those 18 bands are going to play
Lots of herb and a keg of brew
We're gonna have a crucial bar-b-q
T-shirts mini's hose them down
Swollen nipples big and brown
Another girl without a blouse
A big old orgy in the house
Lots of herb and a keg of brew
We're gonna have a crucial bar-b-q
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