Full Frontal Piracy

Well me girlfriend's but a strumpet, me girl she's quite the whore"

Drop dead looks and filthy rich, been married thirteen times before

She makes it to me chambers before I go back to sea

And it's one and two, three, full frontal piracy, yea

First and foremost we're sailors, out on the ocean blue

But it never stops us from wondering just what girls from Tortuga do

We'll sail the blimy ocean throughout the night and day

And lay waste to all of those that get into our way, yea

(Tortuga girls don't wear no clothes!)

I'll take a bottle of rum and a room for the night

(Send three up with a bar of soap!)

Then one every hour till I see the light

(We're going away, we'll be gone for months!)

A crate of food and some tobacco

(Secure the rigging and man the guns!)

A case of rum and a whore to go, hey

One And Two, Three, Full Frontal piracy

Well the king he hates me it's true I've worn out me stay

But his wife is rather fond of me and it's in her bed with her I lay

And it's in this way, that I pay my homage to the queen

One and two, three, full frontal piracy, yea

Well I've cut more meat than a butcher in my season of risk

But when that season's over, it's me home-life that I miss

Where me lovely wife is waiting patiently...

Well you're not big on moral's are you

Piss off mate, I'm a bloody pirate, what'd you expect

One and two, three, full frontal piracy, yea

(Tortuga girls don't wear no clothes!)

I'll take a bottle of rum and a room for the night

(Send three up with a bar of soap!)

Then one every hour till I see the light

(We're going away, we'll be gone for months!)

A crate of food and some tobacco

(Secure the rigging and man the guns!)

A case of rum and a whore to go, hey

One And Two, Three, Full Frontal piracy