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Artist: Musical Blades
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Johnny Booger
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Johnny Booger
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Old Johnny Booger he lived by himself
as long as he did have his health
Johnny fell ill and took himself a wife
for to look after him for the rest of his life
Now old Mrs Booger she had a bad leg
the doctor ordered her to bed
Saying Johnny if you want to see your wife well again
You got to rub your wife's left leg with Gin
I do believe, I will believe
Old Johnny Booger was a gay old booger and a booger was he
I do believe, I will believe
Old Johnny Booger was a gay old booger and a booger was he
Now old Johnny Booger he thought it was a sin
to rub his wife's left leg with Gin
So he grabs the Gin and throws it down his throttle
and he rub's his wife's left leg with the bottle
I do believe, I will believe
Old Johnny Booger was a gay old booger and a booger was he
I do believe, I will believe
Old Johnny Booger was a gay old booger and a booger was he
Old Johnny Booger went-a-walking one day
down to the river where he happened to stray
Johnny fell in and he started for a shout
but there was no booger there for to pull the booger out
Now God made bee's and bee's made honey
God made man, and man made money
God made the devil and the devil made sin
God made the devil and the devil made sin
God made the devil and the devil made sin
But they had to dig a hole for to put the booger in
I do believe, I will believe
Old Johnny Booger was a gay old booger and a booger was he
I do believe, I will believe
Old Johnny Booger was a gay old booger and a booger was he
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