Miss Michigan

I went out with a girl just a little while

And I loved her so, though she cramped my style

Cause every time I'd reach she'd turn away

And every time I'd call she'd turn and say

"I'm sorry Dave, I got no time, I've got my life, my life is mine."

So after a year or maybe more

I finally got a clue, and I found the door

Well I've done it before and I'll do it again

I've seen the path and I've seen the end

I've said it before and I'll say it again

I think I'm better off just dating Miss Michigan

So a single man is what I am

And I'll play the field do what I can

I meet a girl she seems alright

So I say hello and I spend the night

Next thing I know she's at my door

And she's calling my house about ever hour

I know I'm wrong, cause I set my own trap

But all I want now is my solitude back

Oh baby, I know you're the one for me

When other girls treat me bad you're always right by my side

Sugar, no one could ever take your place

Cause you got everything I need

Ahw yeah honey you're the one for me, hands down

So I meet a girl I know is right

She's got it all she's just my type

So I take it slow, and I show I'm real

And I treat her right, show how I feel

Next thing you know I'm so in love

And it's only her that I'm thinking of

But I was such a fool I can see today

Should have known from the start that the girl was gay