Froppy Love Song (feat. Shwabadi, Connor Quest! & Dan Bull)

Oh lala

Tryna make a splash in your boudoir, my

Body is a game like frogger when you hop up on the log

And you've been stuck up on the hard part

Just tryna gat a taste of what's beneath those pants

You can't blame me, babe

It's a delicacy in France

Uh, tongue game Froppy

Shawty's top go awful sloppy

If you thought this song would be romantic

Then I'm awful sorry

So, is it wrong to fantasize

About hopping with this froggy in my daydreams?

For legal reasons, guys, in this hypothetical, the character is 18

(She's a consenting adult)

Girl, the way you use your tongue

Got me thinking maybe, baby

I'm cool with dating frogs

What I feel for you is a gift from above

Amphibian love, amphibian love

Tsu, you got me flying like a dove

Secreting mucous, with you 'cause

I'm totally in love

What I feel for you is a gift from above

Amphibian love, amphibian love

Heads feeling underwater, but you give me air, amphibious

Say I don't have little crush, but I am fibbing, us

Is a plural that like to use to describe the two lives that are me and you

Think what parents might say, it's a tad polarizing

Don't change the fact, get this lads pole a rising

Get tropical Johnny's that workin the warm weather

Want it modified, I'll rib-it for your pleasure

Grab you by the hip and hop off the bed

Thigh's looking so good, I could chop off your legs

But I promise I won't 'cause I've got other dinner plans

Treat my face, your lily pads might be over the pond

Nothing has broken our bond

And if you go before I say I love you, I might croak

Girl, the way you're climbing up the walls got me climbing up the walls

till I'm wiping all the slime up off the floors

My love for you is even wider than your jaws

If your pond has a phone, then can I give you a call?

I'm not one of those slimy guys

No offense meant, that might be the kind you like

Some people may disapprove

But if I do, do not shoot my shot, then I'll be missing you

I never want to see you in a french kitchen

The one time we tried french kissing, I went missing

I got jelly the time we went fishing

Never expected it to be critters you were licking

And when the bow in your hair's slung right back

How could I resist a tongue like that

You're a frog, I'm a bull, so let's lock horns

And never stop till the world's full of frogspawn

Girl, the way you use your tongue

Got me thinking maybe, baby

I'm cool with dating frogs

What I feel for you is a gift from above

Amphibian love, amphibian love

Tsu, you got me flying like a dove

Secreting mucous, with you 'cause

I'm totally in love

What I feel for you is a gift from above

Amphibian love, amphibian love