Alone

Hi everybody how are you doing today?

I´m sorry about the mess that i made

I didn´t mean to eat the fish from your tank

But couldn´t stand watching death wish again

I screw up everywhere i go

So nobody ever drives me home

I´m alone (3x)

I´m drunk and i wanna go home

Even my wife who used to say she loved me

Couldn´t take it anymore said i smell like conan

So she left me for somebody else

Now i know that someone is a woman

Now i drink and disturb everyone

But something tells me it ain´t fun

Chorus

Since my wife left me that day

I decided to put a party on

I said beer and lard were for free

And told everyone that i could meet

Nobody showed up that day

Even my dog went away

Chorus

I´m alone, i´m alone lone lone, i´m alone...

I wanna go home... take me home!!!