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Artist: mxmtoon
Canonical path: /mxmtoon/1-800-dateme
Related lyric paths: 6
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1-800-DATEME
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1-800-DATEME
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It's not actually valentine's day where I live
But it is somewhere in the world
And I figure you know I got to write a song about this
So if you can relate, give it a like
Guy after guy
Crush after crush
Never really figured it out with someone
I can't deny, I'm quick to gush
But it never works out so I'm done!
It's valentine's day
And I'm lonely and single
But it's better this way
I don't like to mingle
I'll be my own valentine, it's fine
I'll be my own valentine
Wow I'm so lucky to be my own valentine
Oh my God I'm so lonely (oh my God chill)
Sorry sorry, back to the song
Oh guy after guy
Crush after crush
I never really figured it out with someone
Even though I cry, I'm not in a rush
I prefer netflix over everyone (so tumblr)
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It's valentine's day
And I'm lonely and single
But it's better this way
I don't like to mingle
But I do like pringles
Please date me
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