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It's not actually valentine's day where I live

But it is somewhere in the world

And I figure you know I got to write a song about this

So if you can relate, give it a like

Guy after guy

Crush after crush

Never really figured it out with someone

I can't deny, I'm quick to gush

But it never works out so I'm done!

It's valentine's day

And I'm lonely and single

But it's better this way

I don't like to mingle

I'll be my own valentine, it's fine

I'll be my own valentine

Wow I'm so lucky to be my own valentine

Oh my God I'm so lonely (oh my God chill)

Sorry sorry, back to the song

Oh guy after guy

Crush after crush

I never really figured it out with someone

Even though I cry, I'm not in a rush

I prefer netflix over everyone (so tumblr)

Hashtag relatable

It's valentine's day

And I'm lonely and single

But it's better this way

I don't like to mingle

But I do like pringles

Please date me