Fit Right In (G5)

I thought Earth ponies were the pony ladder's bottom rung

I heard that pegasi were brutes, you'd hate to be among

You smell like fishes (you're vicious)

I bet you eat your young

Meet any one of you, the thing to do is run away

But although, I know we're all a bunch of different breeds

Take away our wings and horns, and we're just frightened steeds

So, let's put aside our differences just 'cause what we need's a win

Oh-oh-oh

Come on, rip out all the pages of your history books

Just because we're undercover doesn't mean we're crooks

When we walk, you through the crowd and give your brand-new looks a spin

You're gonna fit right in

This is a new low

You're gonna fit right in

It's never gonna work

They taught us unicorns were super scary maniacs

With horns like razors and tongues like tasers and teeth like tacks

They take your hooves and then they grind them into midnight snacks

The basic gist of it is unicorns are not okay

Look, I know we're risking everything for this endeavor

But look at us, we're brave and strong and weird and clever

Plus closer to the finish than we've ever, ever been (whoa)

So, we better take a leap and put our faith in you

Get our crafty on with sparkles, tape, and super glue

'Cause we're running out of options and we're desperate to begin

You're gonna fit right in

Ha-ha, if you say so

You're gonna fit right in

I know you will, now watch and learn

This is how a unicorn walks (walks)

And this is how a unicorn talks (talks)

This is how a unicorn hoops (hoops)

This is how a unicorn

Oops (geez, stop!)

This is how a unicorn struts (struts)

Oh, watch you shake your unicorn butts (butts)

Now you're in the unicorn know (wow)

Soon, you'll be a unicorn pro

Oh, a unicorn horn makes a unicorn stride

It's the more-head on your forehead, it's the source of your pride

Every unicorn who's born, has worn a horn that's unique

So I'll whip them up as we speak, you be lookin' très magnifique

We'll fake a pony protrusion to make a bony illusion

It's not the perfect solution, but the world's not big on inclusion

And with those rocks in our pocket, we'll reap the reward

And folks'll be floored, we'll strike a new chord

Our magic restored

Lately, all of Equestria has lost its heart

But if we can help to find it, we should play our part

If we fail, we'll go to prison

But if not, we'll start to grin

So, let's begin

We're gonna fit right in

We're gonna fit right in

We're gonna fit right in

We're gonna fit right in (we're gonna fit right in)

This is how a unicorn walks

This is how a unicorn talks

Now you're looking unicorn strong

This is how a unicorn ends this song