Don't Take The Kids From Me

I was miss preteen wet dream

When i was 17

I lip sanch and

Pretended to sing

Got breast implants

And a wedding ring

Then i flashed all my privates they put pictures

in the magazines

Don't take the kids from me

Don't take the kids from me

I started hittin the bottle

Lost all the titles of role model

Hitched in vegas

Forgot it

Did all the things that i wanted

And with a kid in the car dont need a seatbelt

Or protection

Don't take the kids from me

Don't take the kids from me

I'm misses lifestyles of the hicks and trailers

Don't take the kids from me

I'm misses oh my god that hair she shaved it

Don't take the kids from me

I'm misses now i have a double chin

Don't take the kids from me

I'm misses don't we miss when she was thin

Don't take the kids from me

I'm misses don't take the kids from me

Try then pissin me off

I'll take an umbrella to your car

Just try flippin me off

And now were gonna make a scene

And i wont show up to court

Now are you sure u'll take the kids from me

Don't take the kids from me

I'm misses most likely to walk around naked in the shoppin mall

Doesn't matter cuz i'll do a line or two to forget it all

No wonder theres panic in the industry i mean please

Don't take the kids from me

Don't take the kids from me

I'm misses lifestyles of the hicks and trailers

Don't take the kids from me

I'm misses oh my god that hair she shaved it

Don't take the kids from me

I'm misses now i have a double chin

Don't take the kids from me

I'm misses don't we miss when she was thin

Don't take the kids from me

I'm misses preteen wet dream

When i was seventeen

It matters when i walk with barefeet

And leave my kids with whomevers free

Aren't they sick of the pictures of my privates in the magazines.