Skit

I feel like a slag!

In so bar for too long time to get tipsy

Don't mean if I buy you a drink now come later you're gonna lips me

Look girl dagger den dash it like a frisby

Ay sexy lemme be tell your boyfriend wait cheat

I heard he mc's is that true, what's his name?

Fuck all these other funny guys der gassed

I can make a killer album den dash

Ba Barbados splash

We can be together on a boat and mash

Me and fifi make cash

Suttin dem man never make BRAP

When I was 15 I was told to hold a strap

And if I wanna be a badman run inta da gaffa!

Man said he CD was seert!

But when I put it on there was less lookin at the speakers like 1, 2, 3

My mum could rap better than that, (your shit)

Everything about you, say it like Jordan you been in a studio all your life

And you still ain't come up with nothin what are you recordin?

Bmt show not even your dad was applauding

Even da bouncer was snoring

U see us man we roll 10 man deep on the tour bus

U ain't tight with your friends, they snake you now your lifes boring

Prick had a dream about being a star, did a little video, rented a car

Holding a cigar thinkin jay-z or someones gonna come along and sign him.

Your a punk that rolls with 25 pricks

Makes a mistake, and end your life quick

Keep sayin your gonna come to my bits

Cause you kick wasteman and make dust like...

Wat! na fam I don't give a shit

Big man still actin like a little kid

Yeh yeh yeh yeh,

It's not my fault your girls on my page more than your little dick

I'm going in more than a little bit

Didn't wanna mention your name to da track but ayyaaaayy

Fuck you, you fat little shit (fat little shit)

I'm real, on mic I show skills, stop talking about gun, you don't kill

You think you're so I'll,

Been to over 20 meetings and you still ain't got a deal

(Got a deal, got a deal, got)

Your stalling, I make dough when your in a bed snoring

4 in da morning, up breath yawning, you might not see me,

Can't prevent the world tourin

I'm 19 and I'm exploring, I'm risin up, your fallin

I'm scorchin, your boring, going full width, not back like forskin

Back then I kick you off the see-saw,

Now you gimme it back now you roll with tha rebor

You might be old, but I'm stil rogile,

Young but I still treat mine like an older

You the type to say I'm getting popcorn tonight,

And still hit the sat holding your boner

Next day,

Chat crap to everyone sayin that you banged two holes your a joker.

I'm a nigel, straight, your a fan like stan on the Eminem track with dido

I remember when I had a runny nose tryna draw down girls at the lido

Then I thought wait, can't knock gotta break the door

Nowdays at an n-dubz roll psycho fans camp from the day before

Girls love putting it on da plate, what you hatin for?

I tell a girl you were linkin (linkin)

She said course yo but my mans over der, wingeing

She said I'm on a blackberry hype, add me tonight

Shh baby it's a ping ting

Didn't know her man was an mc too

I was like what where who?

Ah dat dickhead ain't even had 4000 views on youtube