Let's Fall In Love

When the little bluebird

Who has never said a word

Starts to sing spring, spring

When the little bluebell

In the bottom of the dell

Starts to ring, ding, ding

When the little blue clerk

In the middle of his work

Starts a tune to the Moon up above

It is nature that's all

Simply telling us to fall in love

And that's why

Birds do it, bees do it

Even educated fleas do it

Let's do it, let's fall in love

In Spain, the best upper sets do it

Even all the New York Mets do it

Let's do it, let's fall in love

The Dutch in old Amsterdam do it

Not to mention those fins

Folks in Siam do it

Just think of Siamese twins

Some Argentines, without means, do it

People say in Boston, even beans do it

Let's do it, let's fall in love

Romantic sponges, they say, do it

Oysters down in oyster bay do it

So let's do it, let's fall in love

Cold Cape Cod clams, 'gainst their wish, do it

Even gooey jellyfish do it

Let's do it, let's fall in love

Electric eels, I might add, do it

Though it shocks 'em I know, oh!

And why ask if shad do it

Hey waiter, bring me shad roe

In shallow shoals, English soles do it

Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it

Let's do it, let's fall in love

(Oh come on, let's fall in love)

(We'd love to!)

(Well?)

(No can do!)

(Why?)

(Our wives wouldn't like it!)

(Oh)