And Then I Noticed That She Was a Gargoyle

Picking up teens in a Twilight chat room

Listening to Adele on my own

One day I met an attractive lady

Whose nickname was Sharon Stone

We shared many common interests

E.G. medieval architecture

So I took her out for a fancy dinner

Her statuesque beauty took my breath away

And then I noticed that she was a gargoyle

I should have checked the fine print long ago

And then I noticed that she was a gargoyle

She was a maniac, maniac and a gargoyle

How could you be such a retarded moron?

Didn't you check her profile before?

I just read MILF in the about me section

I didn't get that M stood for Monument

Well, it's usual to fall in the trap

Chat with an angel and go out with a crap

But tell me, what d'you mean by gargoyle

Was she wrinkly?

Was she fat?

No! I'm telling you she was a freaking gargoyle

That thing you see on Batman Begins

She was exactly what you would see

If you'd Google gargoyle

And instead of boobs

She got two black bricks of stone

And then he noticed that she was a gargoyle

He thought her avatar was just an avatar

And then he noticed that she was a gargoyle

And I also had to pay her cub to Notre Dame

But as I drove back home that night

Her tender snout still in my eyes

Left just confusion in my mind

Is it true love or is it just a crush

On Twelfth century French sculpture?

And then I noticed that I like the gargoyles

I'll be jerking off on Batman Forever

And now I notice that I like the gargoyles

'Cause I got maniac, maniac for gargoyles

I also like Rolling Stones