Valhalleluja (feat. Angus Mcfife)

I am drowning in a sea of desperation

And I sing a prayer to my lord

Away from hope and Systembolaget

And I sing a prayer to my lord

I pray, I pray

Yes I pray to my lord

I was down on my knees

Permafrost on my feet

I was begging in tears my holy lord

Odin

Hear our prayer, philantropic Odin

Guitar tech of Amon Amarth

Viking-friendly, slayer of the giants

Guitar tech of Hammerfall as well

For the plunder and the rape we sing to you Valhalleluja

For the chopping of the heads we praise you Odin, our lord

For Normandy, Britannia, Greenland, Scandinavia sing Valhalleluja

But for Nicaragua, Azerbaijan we don't sing at all

We don’t know where they are

Valhalleluja!

שְׁמַע יגְדרַשְׂאִל (Shema yggdrasil)

שְׁמַע יגְדרַשְׂאִל (Shema yggdrasil)

אוֹדינַי אֵלוהֵינוּ⁠ (Odinai eloheinu)

אוֹדינַי אֶחַד (Odinai ehad)

Hear my voice this is Odin calling you

Times have changed, I'm a gentlegod

No more war just design of furniture

Master of IKEA

Just like Jesus I'm a carpenter

Forging shelves with the hammer of Thor

Gloria patri furnituribus

In nomine IKEA!

For the Beddinge and the Kivik sing with me Valhalleluja-ah

For the wooden TV bench with storage space and paper foil

For the pencils and the horse-meatballs we sing Valhalleluja

The ergonomics and the quality of your chairs

Are second to none

Valhalleluja

Valhalleluja

Valhalleluja

Valhalleluja-ah

Our father Odin

Who art in IKEA

We understood your message

We are here to worship your creation

Please listen our prayer

Vittsjö

(Everybody)

Vittsjö

(All together)

Laptop stand, black-brown, tempered glass

(Pray for the comfort)

Knopparp

Ora pro nobis

(Come on)

Knopparp

(Pray for your kitchen)

Ora pro nobis

Small sofa with a big heart and a perfect fit

(With a big heart for the living home)

Bestå TV

Ora pro nobis

Bestå TV

Ora pro nobis

Bench with doors, black-brown, grey-green

(Making furniture great again)

Slattum

Ora pro nobis

Slattum

Ora pro nobis

Upholstered bed frame, Knisa light grey

(Knisa Grey is better than Sasha Grey)

Valhalleluja

Valhalleluja

Valhalleluja

Valhalleluja

Gloria

Gloria

Let us pray to Odin our lord

Valhalleluja

Valhalleluja

Valhalleluja

Valhalleluja

Falegn (falegn)

Amen (amen)

Let us pray to Odin our lord

Let us pray to Odin our lord

Let us pray to Odin our lord

Amen