Vegan Velociraptor

He drives his eco-friendly Tesla Motors police-tank

Non-disposable hero, in a cloak made of hemp

Lethal cereal killer completely sugar free

Drowning enemies in pots of herbal tea

It's known that a lentil-based diet

Is the cause of a strong flatulence

His bum pollutes with CO2

So bears abandon the arctic too

And deserve it 'cos they eat fish anyway

Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor

Broccolini hunter, saviour of the environment

Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor

Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain

Sheriff of the livestock against animal abuse

Replacing choco milkshakes with lime and carrot juice

But he's got to be careful when patrolling the town

As the carnivorous cow's lurking around

In league with the Bacon Street Boys

She feeds cattle with meat and steroids

Blended with opium and bamboo

Bovines become addicted too

Turning into narco-prostitutes

Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor

You zucchini butcher, mother nature's playful friend

Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor

Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain

On a bad day took place a very bad thing

As this very bad cow and her very bad crew

Very impolitely raped a young groundhog

Named George W. Sanchez

There came Gargamellor the moderate T-Rex

Complaining 'bout the gang's inappropriate ways

But the evil bovines went berserk and devoured him alive

Mild Gargamellor! Polite Gargamellor!

Taxpayer Gargamellor! "Cowfood" Gargamellor!

George W. Sanchez! Poor bullying victim

George W. Sanchez! Your ass bled for us all

George W. Sanchez

Damn you, ill-bred evildoers

I hereby declare you under arrest

You killed my friend Gargamellor

And impolitely raped Herr W. Sanchez

You have the right to remain silent

You have the right to an attorney

Anything you say can and will be used

Against you in a court of law

I'll exctinct you, filthy dromaeosaurid

Your days are numbered, you're about to die!

You entered the wrong jurisdiction

'Cos the law enforced here is the Bill Of Rights

That grants the right to rape a groundhog (impolitely)

Or grants the right to eat a T-Rex

But grants the right to do both of the above

If one is called George W. Sanchez!

That said the cow launched her assault

Hitting his throat with a turbo-flying kick

VV was counterattacking

Firing with bullets made out of soy beans

Until the cow took a secret potion, to prevail over the dinosaur

A mixture of prions and elephant scurf that made her... Invincible!

Contracting Mad Cow Disease and hence being

Slaughtered by the FDA authorities

Still drives an eco-friendly Tesla Motors police-tank

The vice mayor promoted him to a prestigious rank

Liutenant of seitan brigadier of seeds

Feldmarshall of the cruelty free recipes

His macrobiotic meals

Enriched with proteinic pills

Drowned in a sea of rice and soy

Fill everyone with peace and joy

But not Sanchez, still bleeding from his ass

Aaaah! Vegan velociraptor

Slaughterer of eggplants, Jurassic animalist

Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor

Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain

Aaaah! Vegan velociraptor

Broccolini hunter, saviour of the environment

Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor

Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain

Here comes the meteorite!