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Artist: Nanowar
Canonical path: /nanowar/our-true-metal-is-so-strong-cos-our-dick-is-so-long
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Our True Metal Is So Strong 'Cos Our Dick Is So Long
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Our True Metal Is So Strong 'Cos Our Dick Is So Long
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We are more true than true, forged by the gods of metal
to fight the battle, against poser synth-pop-metal
our Metal is so strong 'cos our dick is so long
our Metal is so strong 'cos our dick is so long
but your dick is short, summon the defenders of the true
with their mighty viagra-storm, so your dick will be long
and metal will be more strong!
Now we are together, an army of meat spikes
we march to the next battle
with more power than the fart of a mammoth
but goddamn we get some more viagra, to power our long dicks
but the blood is running out
so the dick is now short
our girls are gone with some Gothic gay guy
his gay synth songs took away them all
now we are all gay but halford is with us
so we are still true!
our Metal is so strong 'cos our dick is so long
our Metal is so strong 'cos our dick is so long
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