Meaner Than Mama

Well she's meaner than my mama

Got a trailer in San Antone

Tries to bribe me with burritos

Saying baby "Please come home"

I want tell you again

Every time I see her naked

I wish that god would strike me blind

Because she's got my daddy's mustache

And her butt looks just like mine

I work my ass off every single day

Gives me the chance to stay the hell away

Get home and shut out the lights

It feels so wrong

It's just gotta be right

Well she was married to a yankee

When they kicked her out of the south

Now she's back down in dixie

With the devil's dick in her mouth

I say spit that thing out

She's meaner than my mama

Most of what I say is true

Yeah she's meaner than my mama

But I still like her better than you

Yes It's true

I said hey

I need a new woman

Give me someone who don't smell so bad

She don't gotta be good looking

Just a girl who don't get so mad

I work my ass off every single day

Gives me the chance to stay the hell away

Get home and shut out the lights

It feels so wrong It's just gotta be right