Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Natalie Merchant
Canonical path: /natalie-merchant/if-no-one-ever-marries-me
Related lyric paths: 6
Lyric guide
If No One Ever Marries Me
Read If No One Ever Marries Me lyrics by Natalie Merchant on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
person
Curated by Ethan Walker
LyroVerse team
Reference snapshot
The page facts to cite before the commentary
Use this page for the lyric text, linked artist context, and any LyroVerse editor's note attached to the song. Listener comments remain user-generated and should not be treated as the primary source.
Lyrics
If No One Ever Marries Me
The lyric stays readable and compact here; the note and related paths sit nearby so you do not lose the song while looking for context.
If no one ever marries me,
And I don't see why they should,
For nurse says I'm not pretty,
And I'm seldom very good
If no one ever marries me
I shan't mind very much;
I shall buy a squirrel in a cage,
And a little rabbit-hutch:
I shall have a cottage near a wood,
And a pony all my own,
And a little lamb quite clean and tame,
That I can take to town:
And when I'm getting really old,
At twenty-eight or nine
I shall buy a little orphan-girl
And bring her up as mine.
Quick answers
What this page can answer fast
Who performs "If No One Ever Marries Me"?
Natalie Merchant performs "If No One Ever Marries Me", and this lyric page sits inside the Natalie Merchant catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "If No One Ever Marries Me"?
Yes. The related section below points to Indian Names and Dust Bowl with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by Natalie Merchant?
Use the artist link near the top of the page or the related paths section below to keep moving through Natalie Merchant's lyric pages.
Song Room
Open Song Room
Interpretations, questions, and corrections for this song
Interpretations, questions, memories, and correction notes live together here. The room stays noindex while the best insights are reviewed.
Listener comments
What people are saying
No listener comments on If No One Ever Marries Me yet.
A strong comment here is specific: the phrase you keep hearing, the mood you come back for, or the reason this song stays in rotation.
Sign in to post the first listener note. Reporting stays open to everyone.