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Artist: Negative XP
Canonical path: /negative-xp/kyle
Related lyric paths: 6
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Kyle
Read Kyle lyrics by Negative XP on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Kyle
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K-Y-L-E
Wears a skater graphic tee
Drinks monster energy
And he hates his family
He plays his video games all day
Likes to shoot the noobs and call them gay
He's pissed off at the whole wide world
So fucked up on pot that he's gonna hurl
Kyle please turn off your TV
Read the bible and live life righteously
K-Y-L-E
Plays Call of Duty
Listens to Negative XP
And he hates his family
He watches anime all day
Likes to jerk his cock to pornography
He's kind of depressed with his life
He needs to get a job instead of getting high
Kyle turn off your computer screen
Read the bible and live life righteously
Jesus wants you to be all right
And go to heaven after living a proper life
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Negative XP performs "Kyle", and this lyric page sits inside the Negative XP catalog on LyroVerse.
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Yes. The related section below points to Girls Are Dumb and Life Is An RPG and I Fucked Up My Build with a short reason for opening each page next.
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