Shaggy Show

Whut Up Yall

Welcome to the Show

Im Shaggy Like U Dont Fuckin Know

This Is My Side Kick

Fat Pat He Goes..*ha Ha Ha Ha*

And All of That (Thats Right)

Any How On My Way Here I Almost Died

This Bitch in Front of Me Was Like 105

There Worried About Drunks

And Late Night Truckers

Old Ass Bitches Tryin to Kill Motha Fuckas (Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha)

This Ladies Got Her Left Blinker On For N Hour Or More

Then She Makes a Right Into My Side Door

This Comedy Shits Gettin Old

(The Game Is to Be Sold Not to Be Told)

*crowd* Ooo Yaaaaa

U Can Feel the Excitment Right?

*ya*

Snoop Dogg Is Wit Us Tonight

Ha Ha Ha Thats What Im Sayin

On the Shaggy Show, Shit We Aint Playin (Hell Naw)

And That Aint It!

What?

Also On the Show

*who?

Another Motha Fucka That Well

Some of U Know *ha Ha Ha

U See Him Wit Me Alot

Hes Like a Brother

Violent Jays in This Motha Fucka!

*fat Pat- I Like That Kid Violent Jay

Hey Miyer

Whats Up?

How U Doin Today

Juss Great Shaggs

Well Thats Great

Now Lets Give a Hand to

Mikey Clark and the Gangsta Fun Band!!

Well Be Right Back With Violent J

*commercial*

Do Your Homies Have Money?

Are U Broke? (Ya)

Do Bitches Look At U Like Some Kind of Joke? (Straight Up)

Theres Nothing You Can do Except Get Your Phd

Playa Hatas Degree?? *thats Right*

Ohhh Helll Ya!

Player Haters Academy

Located On Welfarm

In Detroit

Offers the Finest in Player Hation Tactects

Ya Thats Right

Such As the Bitch Hater

*hey Man Fuck That Fine Ass Bitch!

Or the Look Shokker

*yo Bitch I Might Be Ugly Atleast I Aint Got no Money

Or the Never Ending Shootin Star

*juss Cuz He Gotta Car He Wanna Be Drivin That Bitch

Get Your Phd and Join the Nation of Player Hation

*word Up!

**music Starts**

Ok My First Guest, Hes Nutty As Hell

He Juss Served a Half a Year in the County Jail *uh Huh*

Now Hes Back

For Now Atleast

Hey Violent J's

In This Bitch Ass Piece

Violent J-

What Up Yall

Whats Happenin

Its Been 6 Months

And My Dick Aint Havin It

If I Dont Hurry Up

And Get Me Some Ass

I Might Bust This Nut On Ur Tv Glass

Anyway..ive Been Workin My Brand New Shit

A Brand New Group Wit My Homies

Twizted!!!!

Its Called Dark Lotus

Should I Play Some For Ya'll? Yaaaa

Hell Naw

Shaggy-

Now Ive Been Hearing Alittle of This and That

About U Havin Some Kind of Ahh Panic Attack

Tell Us Ahhh Is It True?

And When U Have One

What the Fuck do U Do??

Violent J-

Well I'll Be Sitten There Enjoyin a Coffee and Then All of Sudden Im Like

Get Off Me!!!!

And the I Start Chokin Pedestrians

Until They Give Me My Shot of Califalestrian

But Thats All Over Now Its Sold Hat

Im a Perfectly Normal Negrofeliac

Juss Dont Test Me Or Pull Strings

Forget It

I Might Grab Ur Neck and do Bad Things Wit It!

Shaggy-

Well Im Bettin On That

Thank U J *sure*

Fo Real

Whats Up Wit Poppin One of Those Salopian Pills *ha Ha Ha Ha Ha*

Take Ur Ass Backstage Now and Relax *im Straight*

Snoop Dogg Is Comin Up Next!

Stay Right Here We'll Be Right Back!

*commercial*

I Like My Chili Hot..

As a Matter of Fact

I Like My Chili So God Damn Hot That

U Can Cook a Hogs Ass in a Spoonful

When a Workin Man

Such As Myself

Wants a Little Hot Fixin

I Reach For That Bottle

Of Mommas God Damn Hot Chili

Smooth Tender Chunks

With Chili Beans

Filled With Mommas Hot Basterd Bacon Bits

And Drizzled With Just the Right Amount of

Thick Savery Souce

Drippin With Noudle Nuggets

And Texas Tough Onions

Mmm Mmm Thats Hot

God Damn Hot

Ask For It By Name

*music Starts*

Thanks Fellas

Alright

Yo Were Back

My Next Guest

Pionered and Sounded Wack!

Hes Come Along Way From the Lbc

Please Welcome Snoop D Ol Double G

Snoop-

Look Up in the Sky Its a Bird

Its a Plane

Its the Big Dogg Ya'll

Fuckin Wit the Insane

Clowns

Get Down Nigga

I Represent the Town

Ey Yo

Violent J

Lets Go Half On This Pound

I Stay Gansta Like Fun

I Drop da Bomb

They Call Me Snoop Dogg

And I Can Rase Ur Arm

So Any Mc

Dat Disagree Wit Me Step Up

And Watch Ur Motha Fuckin ????????

Shaggy-

Snoop? *what*?

Now U Got Platnum On Ur Walls

All da Fools Starin

Scratch Der Balls *what?*

They Wanna Be Like You

They Wanna Try N Steal Ur Flow

Now *what Up*

Y's That So

Snoop-

Its Like Every Where I Go

Yet Every Where I Go

Some Bitch Ass Nigga (Biatch)

Try N Steal My Flow

But I Dont Pay Them no Attension

Oh,

Should I Mention

Im All About da Money

N Ridin I Cars Wit

Suspention

Bouncin Makin Up Cornas

Smokin Dope

Smokin Dat Weed Hangin Out Wit My Loks

Dont Give a Fuck About Nuttin At All

Thats Y Im Known to the World

As Big Motha Fuckin Snoop Dogg....nigga

Shaggy-

Snoop Dogg Everybody

Now We Gotta Bring Our Close to the Party *all Righty Ahh*

Thanks Violent J *sure*

My Loke

And Thank U Snoop For Dat Bag of Smoke! (Get Down)

Join Us Next Time For the Show

We'll Have That One Bitch For Letus to Calio *great*

Thats It For Now

Im Out Dis Bitch

Ey Yo

Gangsta Fun

Show em How U Got Rich!!!!