Wax Museum

Greetings

Welcome to the Gypsy of Fortunes

Your Coin Was Very Much Appreciated

And Now I Shall Grant You Your Future

It Seems My Cards of Tarot Have Dealt You a Very Odd Hand

A Hand of Six Jokers Cards, This Is Very Rare

And Suggests Something Neusant Is Approaching

You Should Be Visited By a Dark Circus

A Circus That Holds Pain and Anguish

This Traveling Mass of Evil Will Leave Your Corpse to Rot

While Entrapping Your Soul to Be Displayed At Future Stops

Oh Yes, You Should Also Be Aware That It Is Your Own Evil Doings

That Have Brought About This Carnival's Visit

All of the Sins and Hatred You Have Cast During Your Life

Have Whipped and Spun Into Form, the Form of One

One Who Leads This Grusome Parade Or Pain Into Your Life

One Sinister Beast, One Known Only As Ringmaster

Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to the Museum, the Wax Museum

Thousands of Dead Souls Covered in Wax

All of the Rare Exhibits You Are About to Encounter

Are Strange and Wonderous Creations of the One and the Only

Leader of Them All

So Both Dead and Un Dead Please Welcome the R-r-r-ringmaster

The Icp Is of the Ringmaster

And the Ringmaster's of the Attutes of Mankind

G-ya, Mother Fucker, Now You Gotta Face Your Worst Enemy

And Thats Yourself

Every Wicked Thing Youve Ever Done

Has Come Back Now

And Its Gonna Whip Your Little Ass, Bitch Boy

Us, Were Just Clowns

We Just Work For the Ringmaster

With a Wave of His Magic Wand

I Step Forward, Wind Back

And Swing This Battle Axe

Upside Your Mother Fucking Head

Hoooo!!!!

So Step Right Up Cause the R-r-r-ringmaster

Takes You On the Ride of Your Life

Horror and Fear, Smiles and Tears

And Oh Ever So Over Done

The Ringmaster Rises Up and Lifts Across the Sky

Through the Forrest and Down the River

Along the Valley, Over the Hill

And Down the Trail and Up the Sidewalk

At Your Very Front Door

Lets Go, Mother Fuckers!