I'm A Shock Star

Fear has no gender

No color nor age

If you think I'm a pretender

I got news for you

And here they are

Either on the big screen

Or haunting your tv-set

I make grown men cry

I cause evil pain and dread

I'll scare you to death

Make you shiver with fright

I make women shed tears

Afraid they can't sleep at night

All you ignorants out there

Who think I'm in this biz for cash

It barely pays my rent

So you can kiss my ass

Young or old

I touch their inner child

When I show my fangs

They go oh so wild

I'm a Shock Star

No matter what they say

I do what I like and I do it my way

I'm your worst nightmare

I make little kids scream

Every time they watch me

I corrupt another dream

Teens they think I'm killer

And I love to see them whine

When I appear as

Freddy vs Frankenstein

All you horror wanabees

Who claim the right

To have a shock

You'll be gone tomorrow

And nobody gives a fuck

Even with a hairy face

Acting like a goon

I get applause

While wailing at the moon