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Lap Dance

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Lap Dance

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Dirty Dog

I'm, I'm a dirty dog

I'm a dirty dog

I'm, I'm a dirty dog

Dirty Dog

I'm a dirty dog

Dirty Dog

I'm an outlaw (I'm an outlaw)

Quick on the draw (Quick on the draw)

Somethin' you've never seen before (Never Seen)

And I dare a mother fucker to come in my face

I got somethin' chrome (I got somethin' Chrome)

And I got it from home (I got it from home)

And it ain't a microphone (Ain't it a mic!)

And I dare a mother fucker to come in my face

It's so real

It's How I Feel

It's this society

That makes a nigga wanna kill

I'm just straight ill

Ridin' my motorcycle down the streets

While politicians is soundin' like strippers to me

They keep sayin' but I don't wanna hear it...

Oooh baby you want me?

Oooh baby you want me?

Oooh baby you want me?

Well you can get this lap dance here for free

Now you can get this lap dance here for free

Well you can get this lap dance here for free

Oooh baby you want me?

Now you can get this lap dance here for free

It's a raw night (It's a raw night)

Who wants to bar fight? (Who wants to bar fight?)

Well come on alright (Well come on)

And I dare a mother fucker to come in my face

Baseball bats (Baseball bats)

I got somethin' for that (I got somethin' for that)

It goes bla ka ka kat (You know what that is)

So I dare a motherfucker to come in my face

It's so real

It's how I feel

It's this society

That makes a nigga wanna kill

I'm just straight ill

Ridin' my motorcycle down the streets

While the government is soundin' like strippers to me

They keep sayin' but I don't wanna hear it

Oooh baby you want me?

Oooh baby you want me?

Oooh baby you want me?

Well you can get this lap dance here for free

Now you can get this lap dance here for free

Well you can get this lap dance here for free

Oooh baby you want me?

Now you can get this lap dance here for free

When you think of Harvey, think of a Harley

Blue denim, spiked wrists and crombie

Lap-screws and tattoos that's all me

Two guns, both arm's feelin' like Fonzie

You can find me drunk, whip it it might crash

Or find me chillin with crackers, who like Clash

Find me in court smokin' that nice grass

Burnin' the flag, all in the name of white trash

It's Harvey baby, Christ on the arm I'm gnarly baby

Fuck with me? Not hardly baby

And you know the flow, im Godly baby

So lets party baby

Chicks nick-name me prador, they get high of my dick

I take 'em to my home, they call it the cock pit

Time for take off, their panties they drop quick

Now that's first class fuckin, and that' some fly shit

Oooh baby you want me?

Oooh baby you want me?

Oooh baby you want me?

Well you can get this lap dance here for free

Well you can get this lap dance here for free

Well you can get this lap dance here for free

Oooh baby you want me?

Now you can get this lap dance here for free

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