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Artist: N.E.R.D.
Canonical path: /nerd/lapdance
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Lapdance
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Lapdance
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Dirty dog
I'm a dirty dog
I'm a dirty dog
I'm a dirty dog
Dirty dog
I'm a dirty dog
Dirty dog
I'm an outlaw (I'm an outlaw)
Quick on the draw (quick on the draw)
Something you never seen before
And I dare a motherfucker to come in my face
I got something chrome (I got something chrome)
And I got it from home (I got it from home)
And it ain't a microphone (it ain't a mic)
And I dare a motherfucker to come in my face
It's so real
How I feel
It's this society
That makes a nigga want to kill
I'm just straight ill
Riding my motorcycle down the streets
While politicians is sounding like strippers to me
They keep saying
But I don't want to hear it
Oooh baby, you want me?
Oooh baby, you want me?
Oooh baby, you want me?
Well, you can get this lapdance here for free
Well, you can get this lapdance here for free
Well, you can get this lapdance here for free
Oooh baby, you want me?
Well, you can get this lapdance here for free
It's a raw night (it's a raw night)
Who wants to bar fight? (Who wants to bar fight?)
Well, come on alright (well, come on)
And I dare a motherfucker to come in my face
Baseball bats (baseball bats)
I got something for that (I got something for that)
It goes clack clack clack clack (you know what that is)
So I dare a motherfucker to come in my face
It's so real
How I feel
It's this society
That makes a nigga want to kill
I'm just straight ill
Riding my motorcycle down the streets
While the government is sounding like strippers to me
They keep saying
But I don't want to hear it
Oh, baby, you want me?
Oh, baby, you want me?
Oh, baby, you want me?
Well, you can get this lapdance here for free
Well, you can get this lapdance here for free
Well, you can get this lapdance here for free
Oh, baby, you want me?
Well, you can get this lapdance here for free
[Lee Harvey]
When you think of Harvey
Think of a Harley
Blue denim
Spike wrist and chromebie
Lap screws and tattoos
That's all me
Two girls, both arms, feeling like Fonzie
You can find me drunk
Whippin' and might crash
Or find me chillin' with crackers who like thrash
Find me in court, smokin' that nice grass
Burning the flag all in the name of white trash
It's Harvey, baby
With Christ on my arm
I'm gnarly, baby
Fuck with me not hardly, baby
And you know the flow
Ungodly, baby
So let's party, baby
Chicks nicknamed me pilot
They get high off my dick
I take them to my home
They call it the cockpit
Time to take off their panties
They drop quick
Now that's first class fuckin'
Ain't that some fly shit?
Oh, baby, you want me?
Oh, baby, you want me?
Oh, baby, you want me?
Well, you can get this lapdance here for free
Well, you can get this lapdance here for free
Well, you can get this lapdance here for free
Oh, baby, you want me?
Well, you can get this lapdance here for free
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