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Lapdance

Lapdance lyrics by N.E.R.D.. Dirty dog I'm a dirty dog I'm a dirty dog I'm a dirty dog Dirty dog I'm a dirty dog Dirty dog I'm an outlaw (I'm an outlaw) Quick...

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Lapdance

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Dirty dog

I'm a dirty dog

I'm a dirty dog

I'm a dirty dog

Dirty dog

I'm a dirty dog

Dirty dog

I'm an outlaw (I'm an outlaw)

Quick on the draw (quick on the draw)

Something you never seen before

And I dare a motherfucker to come in my face

I got something chrome (I got something chrome)

And I got it from home (I got it from home)

And it ain't a microphone (it ain't a mic)

And I dare a motherfucker to come in my face

It's so real

How I feel

It's this society

That makes a nigga want to kill

I'm just straight ill

Riding my motorcycle down the streets

While politicians is sounding like strippers to me

They keep saying

But I don't want to hear it

Oooh baby, you want me?

Oooh baby, you want me?

Oooh baby, you want me?

Well, you can get this lapdance here for free

Well, you can get this lapdance here for free

Well, you can get this lapdance here for free

Oooh baby, you want me?

Well, you can get this lapdance here for free

It's a raw night (it's a raw night)

Who wants to bar fight? (Who wants to bar fight?)

Well, come on alright (well, come on)

And I dare a motherfucker to come in my face

Baseball bats (baseball bats)

I got something for that (I got something for that)

It goes clack clack clack clack (you know what that is)

So I dare a motherfucker to come in my face

It's so real

How I feel

It's this society

That makes a nigga want to kill

I'm just straight ill

Riding my motorcycle down the streets

While the government is sounding like strippers to me

They keep saying

But I don't want to hear it

Oh, baby, you want me?

Oh, baby, you want me?

Oh, baby, you want me?

Well, you can get this lapdance here for free

Well, you can get this lapdance here for free

Well, you can get this lapdance here for free

Oh, baby, you want me?

Well, you can get this lapdance here for free

[Lee Harvey]

When you think of Harvey

Think of a Harley

Blue denim

Spike wrist and chromebie

Lap screws and tattoos

That's all me

Two girls, both arms, feeling like Fonzie

You can find me drunk

Whippin' and might crash

Or find me chillin' with crackers who like thrash

Find me in court, smokin' that nice grass

Burning the flag all in the name of white trash

It's Harvey, baby

With Christ on my arm

I'm gnarly, baby

Fuck with me not hardly, baby

And you know the flow

Ungodly, baby

So let's party, baby

Chicks nicknamed me pilot

They get high off my dick

I take them to my home

They call it the cockpit

Time to take off their panties

They drop quick

Now that's first class fuckin'

Ain't that some fly shit?

Oh, baby, you want me?

Oh, baby, you want me?

Oh, baby, you want me?

Well, you can get this lapdance here for free

Well, you can get this lapdance here for free

Well, you can get this lapdance here for free

Oh, baby, you want me?

Well, you can get this lapdance here for free

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