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Artist: Nerf Herder
Canonical path: /nerf-herder/i-only-eat-candy
Related lyric paths: 6
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I Only Eat Candy
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I Only Eat Candy
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AHHHHHHH
I, I don't kill
And I don't murder
Or manufacture atomoic weapons.
And I, don't eat meat
And I, don't eat vegetables
N-n-no!
Cause I only eat candy
O-O-O
I only eat sweets
Ya I only eat candy, my friend
O-O-O
Ya I, I only eat candy.
And I, I don't believe
No I don't believe in your corney old cheeses
And I don't worship Satan
No, not like Charlie and Steve
N-n-no.
Cause I only eat candy
O-O-O
I only eat sweets
Ya I only eat candy my friend
Ya I, I only eat candy
YA
I'm ANGRY
[random kid sings strangely]
AaAaH
Cause I only eat candy
O-O-O
I only eat sweets
Yes, I only eat candy my good friend
O I, I only eat candy
Ya.
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