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Artist: Nerf Herder
Canonical path: /nerf-herder/i-ve-got-a-boner-for-christmas
Related lyric paths: 6
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I've Got A Boner For Christmas
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I've Got A Boner For Christmas
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I've got a boner for Christmas
Mend up your stocking hole
Cause this lump ain't made of coal
I've got a boner for Christmas
Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins
You be the turkey and I'm the stuffing
I've got a boner for Christmas
Singin' joy to the world!
To each and every girl
To a-all of your girls
O-oooh
Go!
Oooh, oooh, ooooh
Yeah!
Oooh, oooh, ooooh
Hang up your christmas stockin
And let me put my cock in
I've got a boner for Christmas
All year you've been in a rut
This time let's do it in the butt
I've got a boner for Christmas
Singing joy to the world.
Each and every girl.
To a-all of your girls
O-oooh.
I've got a boner
O-oooh
For Christmas
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