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Artist: Nerf Herder
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Rappin' Nerf Herder
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Rappin' Nerf Herder
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YEAH!
Well I'm MC Parry and I'm here to say
That I came all the way from Goleta Way
And I'm recording in this old studio
Just standing around, kicking up the show
With Steve. He's playing the beat.
And Charlie's playing on the bass you see
Yeah Stevie Steve, on the drums
Oooh, Charlie... pickin' with his thumb
On the bass. Can you feel it.
Here it comesm Makes you want to kneel
On the ground.
And shke it all around.
And make a barking sound.
I'll tell you a story about a guy
He comes from Montecido. He's got a big eye.
And he's got a tattoo on his ass.
He's a big old punk rocker from the past.
Yeah he acts like a homeless man
But he lives in a palace in Montecido Land.
He's got a can of...
Budweiser!
Yeah all these punks. They think they're tough.
Yeah they walk around with tattoos all over their mugs
They say "I'm a big punk and I come from the city...
...I come from the city. Where life is shitty...
And I'm mad.
Cause my dad
He took away my rad
Corvette!
So I'm sitting at home on the sofa
I don't get a check. Yeah I'm a lazy boy
Hey fuck you! I'm a punker!
That means I can come around and play a stumper...
on you! Yeah!
I got my backup band. They're Bon Jovi.
That's all right. Cause I'm rockin', dont ya know me?
I'm a tough guy. I got a piercing in my ear.
I've got a tattoo from here to here.
Yeah, I'm cool.
I got 500 dollars
invested on the roses around my collar
stuck on there by a guy with a needle
needle... needle... needle...
yeah I'm BAD.
I'm Rad.
And my tennis shoes... they're pumped up. They're iron clad.
I'm so mean.
My girlfriend's a porno queen!
Yeah! YOU SUCK. Yeah I hate you! Your lousy music is phony.
And you come from a big old house on a hill
And you play in a club and you act like you will
be true. But you're not. What does your name rhyme with... uh... I dunno.
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