Stewardess Slut

Well I met her on the plane

This girl's insane

But I didn't even know

This girls name

Or her number

But I gave her mine

Now I see this girl

All the time.

I never know when

She's coming around

She'll just suddenly

Show up in my town.

She'll call me on the phone

When I say Hi to her

She'll say Hey I'm on

Another layover.

And I don't care when

I will see her again

I don't care to even

Want to be her friend

I don't think about her

When she comes around

But she knows I wrote this

Song for her cuz I told her

Last time she came down.

So girl this is my song for you

Listen to this when you're

Feeling blue.

Believe me all my friends know

About you...

And you're just me

Stewardess Slut.

As I was on my way back

From vacation having fun

I met this girl on the plane

We got to talking after she

Brought me peanuts and a coke.

That's when she introduced me

To her little game

Now every time she comes around

She'll give me a call on the phone

I'll meet her at her hotel and

We'll spend the night alone

I barely greet her with a hi

I wake and leave without

saying good-bye.

With this girl I don't even try

Cuz with this girl

It's just that way.