One Too Many

Friday night, passed out

In the street, can’t believe

What I see, what I hear

Think I’ve had, too many bears

See a girl, in my bed

She took the halo from my head

Call me scum, I’m a bum

Mommy look what I’ve become

He did it again

My identical twin

So let the party begin

‘Cause I’m not going home

And you can tell all your friends

That I’ll be dressed to the tens

And I won’t make amends

If you tell me I had

One too many drinks

One too many fights

One too many nights

In a rut, getting drunk

Ending up with a scar

Kicked out of a bar

Feeling like a shit

‘Cause I hit rock bottom

I’ve had one too many, hey! Hey!

‘Cause I’ve had one too many, hey! Hey!

One too many. One too many

Fist up, in the air

Lose my balance on the stairs

Red – the color of the night

Who’s that beauty wearing white?

I hear a song about to start

I hear the chorus in my heart

Listen close, I’ll sing it true

Fuck you and the things you do

Officer, please

Don’t point your finger at me

If I play you a song, will you let me along?

‘Cause I missed what you said

I think I’ll sleep when I’m dead

‘Cause the bomb in my head

Is screaming 3-2-1

One too many drinks

One too many fights

One too many nights

In a rut, getting drunk

Ending up with a scar

Kicked out of a bar

Feeling like a shit,

’cause I hit rock bottom

I’ve had one too many, hey! Hey!

‘Cause I’ve had one too many, hey! Hey!

One too many drinks at the bar

Chillin’ like a star

Here’s to you, here’s to me

Here’s to what tonight could be

You’re not bringing me down

Won’t let you push me around

And I ain’t leaving this town

So you’d best throw me out

‘Cause if you’re fucking with me

I’ll give you something to see

Now open both of your eyes

I’m out here walking the line

One too many drinks

One too many fights

One too many nights

In a rut, getting drunk

Ending up with a scar

Kicked out of a bar

Feeling like a shit

‘Cause I hit rock bottom

I’ve had one too many drinks

One too many fights

One too many nights

In a rut, getting drunk

Ending up with a scar

Kicked out of a bar

Feeling like a shit

‘Cause I hit rock bottom

I’ve had one too many, hey! Hey!

‘Cause I’ve had one too many, hey! Hey!