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Artist: New Order
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Weird Al Yankovic - The Vagina Song
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Weird Al Yankovic - The Vagina Song
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Some of them are hairy.
some of them are bold.
some are kind of scary.
and this is what they're called
vagina (vagina)
vagina (vagina)
they call that thing: vagina
some belong to virgins, they're really tight and strong
but big or small, i love them all, thats why i sing my song
vagina (vagina)
vagina (vagina)
they call that thing: vagina
(vagina)
some of them are smelly, like clam, and fish and such.
some smell like a summers eve, 'cause they been deusched toomuch
vagina (vagina)
vagina (vagina)
they call that thing: vagina
vagina (vagina)
vagina (vagina)
they call that thing: vagina
nothing could be finer then to be in a vagina in the morning
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