I'm So Fabulous

I'm so fabulous, you're Las Vegas

You New Yorkers who look nebulous

I'm more fab than all the hipsters on Broadway

I'm so fabulous, you arriviste

Way you dress is so excedious

How do they even let you on the subway?

Your uniform looks so hideous

I'm so fabulous, it's ridiculous

You're so Cincinnati, go and see the same shit today

I'm so fabulous, you're the exodus

From where this new dress is up and messed-up-ious

I'm gonna see a rocket like a superfly, yeah

I want sophistication

For all the population now

I want the hip sensation

For our civilization, wow

Nebulous New Yorkers is blasphemous

It makes a giant ass of all of us

What would the dear departed, Murray the K, say?

I'm so fabulous, you're jerk-rigeous

Don't come around here making new rules for us

I don't need them, I'm already fabulous

I'm so fabulous, I don't wanna hear about it

I'm so fabulous, I don't wanna look at you