Jerk

[50 Cent]

Next and 50

(Uh-huh)

Next and 50

Next and 50

Next and 50

Yo, yo my imagination is more vivid than life

Playboy November issue page three was my wife

I ain't never had a problem with going for dough

I did a Jordan in the box I grew it myself

I go up and down like a merry go round

Visions of some...splash

I touch on myself when ain't no shorties to touch me

After this joint half the hood gon' want to fuck me

[R.L.]

I can imagine you're here

In your Vicky panties and brassier yeah

It's like your sexy moans I hear

Got a player gettin' wet down there, I swear

I close my eyes and when you appear

Me on top you on top even from the rear yeah

Call in sick to work

Can't get worse, damn I'm a jerk

[Next]

I'm all alone and I'm trippin' my girl

I keep on missin

Got me fiendin' for the kitten

I call but she don't listen

I make the decision to handle my own business

Back and forth with the rhythm

Till I make the jizm

I'm a jerk

[R.L.]

I e-mailed you, tried the cell too

Tried to contact you

But I failed too

Pants swelled too

What should I do?

Touch myself?

When I thought about you

[50 Cent]

Yo, yo at the end of the road

Home sick than being sick of home

I'd rather have a short to help me

Then do it on my own

Check me out I'd rather beat my own dick than trick

That's a quote from BIG I take it back ya dig?

I play the block to get my work off

D's come I murk off

Do a bid for rape fuck that I'd rather jerk off

Listen time's money so I'm only into quickies

I'm not a pretty boy so I ain't never been picky

I make it real easy for you to bop to this

Man I pop the Cris and I rock the wrist

New CL 500 I'mma cop this shit

It only come hard top so I'mma chop this shit

Ballers they don't chase chicks they chase chips

Champagne you take sips they guzzle the shit

Only a selected few can rock to this

Kaygee, 50 Cent, Next, ya stoppin' this?

[Next]

I'm all alone and I'm trippin' my girl

I keep on missin

Got me fiendin' for the kitten

I call but she don't listen

I make the decision to handle my own business

Back and forth with the rhythm

Till I make the jizm

I'm a jerk

I'm all alone and I'm trippin' my girl

I keep on missin

Got me fiendin' for the kitten

I call but she don't listen

I make the decision to handle my own business

Back and forth with the rhythm

Till I make the jizm

I'm a jerk

Loving me like me

Especially when wife be acting funny

Cause it don't need for no money

And it can be so lovely

Take your hand and aim to please

Don't drip a drip on your Dungarees

Take a towel and cover your jeans

Move it back and forth till you see babies

[Next]

I'm all alone and I'm trippin' my girl

I keep on missin

Got me fiendin' for the kitten

I call but she don't listen

I make the decision to handle my own business

Back and forth with the rhythm

Till I make the jizm

I'm a jerk

I'm all alone and I'm trippin' my girl

I keep on missin

Got me fiendin' for the kitten

I call but she don't listen

I make the decision to handle my own business

Back and forth with the rhythm

Till I make the jizm

I'm a jerk

I'm a jerk, if your a jerk

How do it work?

Show me how you move it back and forth now baby

For the guys and the girls

Move it all around now work, oh yeah