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Mr. Frog went a-courting and he did ride

With a sword and a pistol by his side

And he rode 'til he came to Miss Mouse's door

And there he knelt down on the floor

He said, "Little Miss Mouse, will you marry me?"

Way down yonder in a hollow tree

With an owl and a bat and a bumble bee

Miss Mouse had suitors, three and four

And they came rushing through the door

Well, they grabbed Miss Mouse and began to fight

In the hollow tree it was a terrible night

"Little Miss Mouse, will you marry me?"

Way down yonder in a hollow tree

With an owl and a bat and bumble bee

Well, Mr. Frog threw the suitors to the floor

With his sword and his pistol he killed them all

And they went to the vicar the very next day

Then left on their honeymoon right away

Glory glory glory be

Way down yonder in a hollow tree

With an owl and a bat and a bumble bee.