Introducing Me

I'm good at wasting time

I think lyrics need to rhyme

And you're not asking

But I'm tryna grow a mustache

I eat cheese

But only on pizza, please

And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla

Otherwise it smells like feet to me

And I, I really like it

When the moon looks like a toenail

And I love it when you say my name

If you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this

A part of me that shows

If we're close gonna let you see

Everything

But remember that you asked for it

I'm tryna do my best to impress

But it's easier to let you

Take a guess at the rest

But you wanna hear the things in my brain

My heart

Well you asked for it

For your perusing

At times confusing

Slightly amusing

Introducing me

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La-da-da-da la-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

I never trust a dog to watch my food

And I like to use the word "dude"

As a noun or an adverb or an adjective

And I, I've never been into cars

I like really cool guitars and superheros

And checks with lots of zeros on them

I love the sound of violins and making someone

Smi-i-i-ile

If you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this

A part of me that shows

If we're close gonna let you see

Everything

But remember that you asked for it

I'm tryin' to do my best to impress

But it's easier to let you

Take a guess at the rest

But you wanna hear the things in my brain

My heart

Well you asked for it

For your perusing

At times confusing

Possibly amusing

Introducing me

Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to

So be careful when you ask next ti-i-i-ime

So, if you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this

A part of me that shows

If we're close gonna let you see

Everything

But remember that you asked for it

I'm tryna do my best to impress

But its easier to let you

Take a guess at the rest

But you wanna hear the things in my brain

My heart

Well you asked for it

For your perusing

At times confusing

hopefully amusing

Introducing me

Do-do do-do-do-do-do

Do-do do-do-do-do-do

Introducing me