Roman's Revenge (feat. Eminem)

I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin

So far ahead, these bums is lagging

See me in that new thing, bums is gagging

I'm starting to feel like a dungeon dragon

Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

I'm starting to feel like a dungeon dragon

Look at my show footage, how these girls be spazzin'

So fuck I look like getting back to a has-been?

Yeah, I said it, has-been, hang it up, flatscreen

Plasma, Hey Nicki, hey Nicki, asthma

I got the pumps, it ain't got medicine

I got bars, sentencing

I'm a bad bitch, I'm a cunt

And I'll kick that hoe, punt

Forced trauma, blunt

You play the back, bitch, I'm in the front

You need a job, this ain't cutting it

Nicki Minaj is who you ain't fucking with

You lil' Fraggle Rock, I beat you with a pad-a-lock

I am a movie, camera block

You outta work, I know it's tough

But enough is enough

Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon

I ain't into S&M, but my whip's off the chain

A little drop of candy paint drips off the frame

Twisted-ass mind, got a pretzel for a brain

An eraser for a head, fucking pencil for a frame

You don't like it then peel off, bitch

Every last woman on Earth I'll kill off, and I still wouldn't fuck you, slut

So wipe the smile on your grill off

I swear to God I'll piss a Happy Meal off

Get the wheels turning, spin, and wheel off

Snap the axle in half, bust the tie-rod

Quit hollering Why, God? He ain't got shit to do with it

Bygones'll never be bygones, so won't be finished swallowing my wad

I ain't finished blowing it, nice bra

Hope it'll fit a tough titty, bitch, life's hard

I swear to God, life is a dumb blonde white broad

With fake tits and a bad dye job

Who just spit in my fucking face and called me a fucking tightwad

So finally I broke down and bought her an iPod

And caught her stealing my music, so I tied her arms and legs to the bed

Set up the camera and pissed twice on her

Look, two pees and a tripod!

The moral to the story is, life's treating you like dry sod?

Kick it back in its face, my God

It's Shady and Nicki Minaj, you might find the sight quite odd

But don't ask why, bitch (Ask why not)

The world-world is my punching bag and

If I'm garbage, you're a bunch of maggots

Make that face, go on, scrunch it up at me

Show me the target so I can lunge and attack it

Like a, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

You fell off, off, they musta bumped your wagon

You musta went off the back, I'm 'bout to go off the deep end

I told you to stay in your lane, you just jumped in traffic

Is this the thanks that I get for putting you bitches on?

Is it my fault that all of you bitches gone?

Shoulda sent a thank-you note, you little hoe

Now I'mma wrap your coffin' with a bow

"Nicki, she's just mad cause you took the spot

Word, that bitch mad cause I took the spot?

Well, bitch, if you ain't shitting, then get off the pot

Got some niggas out in Brooklyn that'll off your top

I hear them mumbling, I hear the cackling

I got 'em scared, shook, panicking

Overseas, church, Vatican

You at a standstill, mannequin

You wanna sleep on me? Overnight?

I'm the motherfucking boss, overwrite

And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike

Now all my niggas getting buck, overbite

I see them dusty-ass Filas, Levi's

Raggedy Ann, holes in your knee-highs

I call the play, now do you see why?

These bitches calling me Manning Eli

Manning Eli, these bitches calling me Manning Eli!

All you lil' faggots can suck it, no homo

But I'mma stick it to 'em like refrigerator magnets

And I'm crooked enough to make straitjackets bend

Yeah, look who's back again, bitch, keep acting as if

You had the same passion that I have, yeah, right

Still hungry, my ass, you assdicks had gastric bypass

Ain't hot enough to set fire to dry grass

And 'bout as violent as hair on eyelids but eyelash!

Go take a flying leap of faith off a fucking balcony

'fore I shove a falcon wing up your fly ass

You know what time it is, so why ask?

When Shady and Nicki's worlds clash, it's (high class) meets (white trash)

Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon

Roman, Roman! Stop it, stop it!

You've gone mad, mad, I tell you, mad!

You and this boy Slim Shady!

What's going on? They'll lock you away!

They'll put you in a jail cell! I promise!

Take your mother's warning, Roman, please

Back to bed! Run along! Let's go! Come on!

Wash your mouth out with soap, boys