Earthworms

i saw two earthworms mating

i was about to use them for baiting

then i saw their tricks

no holes and no pricks

hermaphrodite sex is amazing

i went on a date with a jamie

i wanted jamie like crazy

she dressed like a guy

i didn't have to ask why

cause jamie is jamie is jamie

stephany wrote on my locker

that i was a lesbian

i was in second grade and

i didn't know what that meant then

so many boxes and straight lines

and most of us are such a queer kind

the worms do what they feel

and to me that is real

and they don't give a damn if you mind