Lisa Frankenstein (feat. Bobby Moynihan)

As the creaking clock strikes the witching hour

Ghouls and gargoyles crawl down from their towers

The werewolves are howling, the Moon hears their calls

So begins Halloween night at the mall

The creepiest monster is not who you'd think

She's eight feet tall with claws of neon pink

Take heed of this warning and that chill down your spine

Beware of Lisa Frankenstein, haha

I like Barbies turned to voodoo dolls

Smelly public bathroom stalls

With spiders crawling up the walls

I like chewing gum from under chairs

Food court pizza topped with hair

And getting piercings done at Claire's

Only once a year, I'm let out the cage

People scream in fear 'cause I'm all the rage

So, like, come and hang out with my friends

Witches, ghosts, and skeletons, na-na-na-na-na

This ain't a trick, you know I'm treatin' myself

Yeah, tonight, I'm swipin' plastic like a bat outta hell

'Cause I'm a teenage terror, can't be saved by the bell

Everybody knows my name 'cause, like, duh, I'm popular

I'm Lisa Frankenstein

Ooh-woah, ooh-woah

I'm totally the scary type

Lisa Frankenstein

Ooh-woah, ooh-woah, ooh-woah

Aren't you terrified?

Ooh, ooh

L-I-S-A, oh, Lisa Frankenstein

Ooh, ooh

L-I-S-A, oh, Lisa Frankenstein

[Verse 2: Nina West]

Hey you, trembling like you wanna run

Gotta get my scarin' on

In rainbow leopard, just for fun

Hey you, monsters really love to brag

This is gonna make you gag

It's a unicorn trapper keeper

Looking up at all the fluorescent lights

I can't help but feel so electrified

No rules and I'm not here to find a man

Unless he's Kiefer Sutherland, na-na-na-na-na

Don't have a cow, I'm not as bad as you thought

Wanna party hardy like its Ferris Ghoul-er's Night Off

Oh my God, tell me where you found that scrunchie you bought

If you don't, I'll rip you limb from limb and eat your still beating heart

What? Too much?

I'm Lisa Frankenstein

Ooh-woah, ooh-woah

I'm totally the scary type

Lisa Frankenstein

Ooh-woah, ooh-woah, ooh-woah

Aren't you terrified?

Ooh, ooh

L-I-S-A, oh, Lisa Frankenstein

Ooh, ooh

L-I-S-A, oh, Lisa Frankenstein

She's colossal and strong and hauntingly clever

She'll swallow your soul and cry out, ugh, whatever

Like a moth to a flame, she's luring you in

Her glitter will stun you and get stuck on your skin

Is she a friend or is she a foe?

Cyndi Lauper on steroids or a valley girl Rambo?

Before you can answer, before you can shriek

Now you've become one of her Day-Glo freaks (bye bye)

I'm Lisa Frankenstein

Ooh-woah, ooh-woah

I'm totally the scary type

Lisa Frankenstein

Ooh-woah, ooh-woah, ooh-woah

Aren't you terrified?

Ooh, ooh (I'm totally living for how dead I am)

L-I-S-A, oh, Lisa Frankenstein

Ooh, ooh (oh my God, what'd you buy for lunch? I had brains)

L-I-S-A, oh, Lisa Frankenstein