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Artist: Nixon Mojo
Canonical path: /nixon-mojo/destroy-all-lawyers
Related lyric paths: 6
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Destroy All Lawyers
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Destroy All Lawyers
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There's a plague on the planet
And they went to law school
A bunch of hornswagglers
Treat us like fools
Know who I'm talkin' about
Let me hear you shout
Destroy all lawyers!
Destroy all lawyers!
Bunch of evil weasel poseurs!
Destroy all lawyers!
Watch them push them papers
And bend them laws
Will the chump with the most money
Buy them all?
Grab them by their tails
Spit in their eyes
Well they charge you by the minute
While we get paid by the hour
What I want to know
Is how they steal all this power?
I wanna see them explode
In every zip code
Destroy all lawyers!
Destroy all lawyers!
Bunch of evil weasel poseurs!
Destroy all lawyers!
They got, they got their own bar
Where they drink pints of greed
Let's spay and neuter 'em
So that they can't breed
So let us ??
Is at the bottom of the sea
They're not even new
Yea they're worse than devil
Gonna blow up the planet
Charge God double
Wanna see 'em explode
In every zip code
Destroy all lawyers!
Destroy all lawyers!
Bunch of evil weasel poseurs!
Destroy all lawyers!
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