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Artist: NOFX
Canonical path: /nofx/72-hookers
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72 Hookers
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72 Hookers
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They don't hate us
They just hate their lives
And desperate people
Learn to despise
The suicidals
Don't want a coup
They don't wanna blow up
They just want their 72
72 virgins
Can never stop a war
But 100,000 hookers
Can beat the Marine Corp
And stopping hatred
Fighting will cease
When everyone is getting blowjobs
That's when we'll finally have world peace
How many million men
Have been killed before in wars?
We need to reinstate the draft
Enlist a million whores
Start with sororities
And all the spring breaks
Ship the Girls Gone Wild to Afghanistan
They'll gladly blow the sheiks
These holy wars aren't holy
It's not the military complex
Terrorist or 16-year-old kids
Who were promised Jihad sex
Maybe
If they could see a woman's face
They might not get on to that plane
With a bomb in their suitcase
72 virgins
Can never stop a war (can never stop a war!)
But 100,000 hookers
Can beat the Marine Corp
And stopping violence
Fighting will cease (fighting will cease!)
When everyone is getting blowjobs
That's when we'll finally have world peace
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