Best God in Show

I've no consideration, zero mutual respect

for billions who suffer from rational thought neglect

I don't want to waste a sentence, I don't want a conversation

That's gonna end is disdain, disbelief and aggravation

And I find it's getting harder to hang out

With grown adults who actually believe

In Santa Clause and Noah's Ark, and their God is the best

My distaste has turned into detest

Who would read a 2,000 year-old medical journal

Techniques for blood-letting, advice on trichinosis

Would you navigate the globe with the map of a flat Earth?

Without DNA testing, would you believe virgin birth?

And I find it's getting painful to put up

With grown adults who actually believe

In unicorns and creation, and God always takes their side

That's when my innocent jabbing turns to snide

Thank God for the Grammy

Thank God for the Touchdown

Thank God for blowing up

the enemies sacred ground

So how am supposed to take

anything you say seriously

when you swap free will for faith

hope and pre-destiny

And it's getting agonizing to hang out

With grown adults who actually believe

Mythology and history, trump physics and science

My aversion has turned to abhorrence