Bye Bye Biopsy Girl

It came back negative and gave us a scare

The next year, it grew back again, and you started to swear

And after chemotherapy, you threw up and lost all your hair

And when I said bye bye biopsy girl you acted like I didn't care

I took you to the Mission, you could order pollo

I took you at the Chinatown, you said: Let's take it to go

But when I asked you to take it Greek and ATM with French

I had to say bye bye bilingual girl, you said no one knew the consequence

And when I called La Migra and the INS

They took away your documents

You took me to the Jamesons and said: Swinging is fun

You told me I was good in bed but you wanted to be with more than one

And when you said your friend was hot and I could go all the way

I had to say bye bye bisexual girl, I didn't know your friend was gay

I had to say bye bye bisexual girl when he said I had to pay