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Artist: NOFX
Canonical path: /nofx/first-call
Related lyric paths: 6
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First Call
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First Call
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All my neighbors are fast asleep
And I can't find anything to drink
Mckenzie's drank all the grain alcohol
So I'm headed down the street to first call
Me and the bads where staying up late
Kitty and victor got dropped from the plate
But no one was content with the wednesday wassail
So I said: "it's only four short blocks to first call"
It's not a walk of shame, it's a walk of pride
People going to work, while we're getting cockeyed
The sun's coming up and the drinks are going down
So shut the fuck and I'll get the next round
6Am, we'll start all over again
No one's applying the brakes
We'll stop the sweats and the shakes
We're gonna eat the pickled egg
We're gonna see toby jeg
We're not gonna let sun light have effect on our fun
It smells like bleach, adult diapers and mold
And everyone around me is over 60 years old
But we're gonna share the next hour or two
We all got each other and nothing better to do
Irish coffee and irish car bomb
A fat drunk jew started singing this song
I take a closer look and the fat guy is me
So I buy him a shot and he buys me back three
6Am, we'll start all over again
No one's applying the brakes
We'll stop the sweats and the shakes
We're gonna eat the pickled egg
We're gonna hang with dave gregg
We're not gonna let sun light help decide when we're done
All my neighbors are fast asleep
And I can't find anything to drink
The loved ones drank all of my alcohol
So I'm gonna be the first one at first call
I'm gonna be the first one at first call
I'm gonna be the first one at first call
I'm gonna be the very first one at first call
I'm gonna be the first one at first call
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