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Artist: NOFX
Canonical path: /nofx/fun-things-to-fuck
Related lyric paths: 6
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Fun Things To Fuck
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Fun Things To Fuck
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Fun things to fuck.
Fun things to fuck.
Fun things to fuck.
Fun things to fuck.
Fuck the front door
Fuck the back.
Fuck the good girls with the knack.
Fuck the government until they fuck you back.
Fuck a muslim
Fuck a jew
Fuck fans of blink 182.
That's illegal if you were born in '83.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck a bean cheese burrito.
Fuck a bowl of cookie dough.
Fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe.
Fuck a cop
Fuck a marine.
Fuck a jar of vaseline.
Fuck a calzone with pepperoni.
Fuck a midget
Fuck a dwarf.
Fuck chris cringle with an elf.
But before you fuck it all...
Go fuck yourself!
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