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Artist: NOFX
Canonical path: /nofx/new-boobs
Related lyric paths: 6
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New Boobs
Read New Boobs lyrics by NOFX on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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New Boobs
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Something is lacking, I'm not attracting
My boobs are not as big as I want them to be
I want 36D
I'm not receiving enough affection
Gonna get me a silicon injection
And fulfil my dreams, burst outta my seams
My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man
What I need is cosmetic surgery
Be the best I can be
Proteins and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption
Who needs to diet when liposuction is painless and quick
Local anesthetic
I know what I want
Now my body is a model
A flawless perfection
I most certainly will cause an erection wherever I go
But I still don't know
The reason why I can't find a mate
Guys I meet ejaculate
Then leave through the door
I can't take anymore
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