Page type: lyric reference
Artist: NOFX
Canonical path: /nofx/one-million-coasters
Related lyric paths: 6
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One Million Coasters
Read One Million Coasters lyrics by NOFX on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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One Million Coasters
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Coasters and Frisbees
Fish lures for deep seas
Mobiles for infants
They make great Christmas tree ornaments
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Bring the whole family
Parking is free
You're going to love
Our selection
Of 8-track tapes
Blank floppy disks
Mobile car phones
Atari 2600 consoles
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Guard rail reflectors
Hold up hand projectors
Halloween handouts
We've got a 10,000 foot warehouse
Full of cassette tapes
Persimmon Woods
Inkjet printers
Telephone booths
Sony Walkmans
Kodak 110's
Analog TV's
Betamax's
And 10 million CD's
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